What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

What does it mean when your husband comments and likes other women on social media? He has private IG and TikTok accounts that I have no access to. He has saved videos and pictures of women on his phone.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

He : Tea ?

Why do some people have sex with dogs?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

What is the degree of influence of Saudi Wahhabism on the modern Muslim world?

Me : No

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

How do you write lyrics for a song that resonates with listeners?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

It is common sense that Joe Biden is ruining America and is unfit to be president, but why are the liberals still supporting him when Trump is obviously a much better fit for office?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Me : I don't drink coffee also

When do you start "growing old"?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Why do men prefer women below the age of 30?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : I'm 24.

Me : I don't drink

Have you ever forcibly sucked someone’s dick?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Me : Because it's month of August.

If a person stops thinking one or two words in a second or half second means he had stopped thinking for half second?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Me : Thank you.

What is the best music album of all time?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Why do flat Earthers still exist even though it is scientifically proven that the Earth is spherical?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Do you believe that Jesus was God on Earth?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Sure.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.